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¿Que hace que una sirva como ama de casa y que no? ¿Será una falla en el canal iónico? ¿Qué es el canal iónico? Lo que si creo, es que está determinado en nuestros cromosomas 1 y 2, porque puede llegar a regularte la vida, y es algo que viene ya grabado en uno y no hay enseñanza que lo modifique. Es una especie de don natural. Es como el ser bajito, o calzar 46. ¿Cómo hay gente que puede poner ropa entre la lavadora mientras se le llena la pileta de la cocina de agua para lavar los platos?
1. Sacar todo de adentro de la pileta y armar el escurridor
2. Ponerle el tapón a la pileta y echar chorritos de detergente dentro (de la pileta), sabiendo exactamente cuanto echar para que dure lo que ya saben que dura.
3. Abrir la canilla la cantidad justa
4. Sacar el cajón de la ropa sucia de debajo de la mesada y elegir lo que va para adentro del lavarropas. Meter dentro del lavarropas lo seleccionado para lavar y llevar para el cuarto lo que consideran ha sido dejado ahí innecesariamente ya que aguanta otra puesta (nunca dejado por estas personas por supuesto).
5. Abrir el compartimento y llenar de jabón la parte que dice II y de suavizante la que tiene la estrellita (¿o es al revés?)
6. Prender el lavarropas y cerrar la canilla de la pileta en el momento justo que el nivel de agua alcanza el deseado.
7. Terminar de lavar los platos y subir a descolgar la ropa seca. Doblarla sobre la cama ya tendida y con la otra sábana por arriba para que la perra no ensucie el acolchado blanco.
8. Pasar la aspiradora por la moquete del cuarto. Terminar de aspirar la moquete al momento justo que suena el lavarropas para avisar que terminó.
Y todo esto sin estar todo el tiempo pensando en qué tienen que hacer ni cuando. Sin lugar a dudas, es un don natural. Yo las únicas tareas que puedo hacer a la vez son:
a. Estar en la computadora y mirar tele
b. Estar en la computadora y comer
A mi estas cosas no me nacen, yo no tengo ese don. Yo tengo que pensar hasta en cual compartimento va el jabón, y de seguro no me voy a acordar de poner la sábana arriba del acolchado.
Además de que van a pasar dos horas desde que sonó el lavarropas avisando que terminaba, hasta que la perra se aburra de jugar conmigo; arriba del acolchado blanco.
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